Have you ever been famous for something so stupid? Well I have, just for picking up some poop. So, I was taking a daily stroll in the park when I stepped on something so gross. I looked down and it was just some ice cream. After that I decided to watch out more often. When I came to a corner I looked down and I saw the most disgusting thing ever a pile of poop. I decided to go get something like a leaf blower, so I did. All it did is just blow it all over. So I just got a broom and dust pan and cleaned it up. That is when I got that picture taken of and became famous. Oh and by the way my name is Hand Sanitizer.
Jordyn P.
3/7/2014 03:23:57 am
Have you ever taught your dog a super cool trick?
One day I came home from the movies, me and Haley had a day out. I walked in my bedroom and my dog had pooped on the floor! I almost died! I yelled, screamed, and I even threw things. I felt sorry for what I did, but that’s just gross. I never thought that Rosco would ever do something that bad, so I had to come up with a solution! I was going to teach my dog how to clean up his business! Of course I was teaching him not to do it in my house, but as long as he could clean it up I was happy.
So I called Haley, she was so surprised that he did something like that! So we went to a park and let him eat A LOT! So that he would have to use the bathroom. He ran around for a while and played. And then he finally had to go. I told him to clean it up and I demonstrated and everything, but it was useless.” He’s never going to clean it up!” Haley said. “Yes he will, just don’t doubt it!” I told her. “okay.” She said. “It’s making me a little grossed out to be teaching a dog how to clean up his own feces! I told Haley. “I know me too, but we have to teach Rosco how to do this!” Haley encouraged.
Then, it happened. HE CLEANED IT UP! I was so proud of him. Even if it took 3 weeks of training! I have a super smart dog! And I hope to open a stand where he could teach other dogs, too!
william hall
3/7/2014 03:24:28 am
william hall
3/7/2014 03:26:21 am
That was awesome because it can clean after it’s self that is just flat out cool. I wish I wish I had a dog like it because I don’t have to clean up that stinks having to clean up after it. That is just nasty because someone could walked on it the good part about that I cleaned after its self.
chase k.
3/7/2014 03:27:43 am
Um? Am I hallucinating? Or is this dog picking up his own poop? Someone should do this instead. If America is too lazy to do this; we’re in worse shape than I thought. I thought people said Obama was a good president. Well there’re wrong big time. A turtle would make a better president than Obama, because the turtle wouldn’t let us be lazy. Well not a turtle but something different any way. Enough with that, that’s beside the point I’m trying to make. Which is this: PET OWNERS ARE TOO LAZY TO PICK UP THEIR PETS FECES!
D.J. Collina
3/7/2014 03:29:25 am
One day I saw a dog at my school and I was supposed to be taking pictures of things around the school. First I asked who the dog belongs to. It was just the teachers. Then I took a picture of it was cleaning up some kind of poop. Everyone laughed the dog was the winner of the School Obedience award it became the most famous dog in the school, then the county, then state, the country, then continent, and now the world. Right now probably just eating a bowl of meat and bones
Emily Maloney
3/7/2014 03:29:52 am
Do you wish your dog can do that? If it did what would you do? If my dog did that I would a bunch of pets and be a pet lover. I would have a little dog in my room and if I see feces I would be like pick it up you know how. If my dog would do that randomly that would be pretty awkward .I’d also be pretty happy. I wish dogs could do that it so sad that they can’t. My dad would also like pets in the house if they didn’t shed. If an animal did that then I’m pretty sure they would not get rid of them unless they had too many. I would train my dog just to do this and I don’t care it if takes the time I would still do it. Do you wish your dog can do that? If it did what would you do? If my dog did that I would a bunch of pets and be a pet lover. I would have a little dog in my room and if I see feces I would be like pick it up you know how. If my dog would do that randomly that would be pretty awkward .I’d also be pretty happy. I wish dogs could do that it so sad that they can’t. My dad would also like pets in the house if they didn’t shed. If an animal did that then I’m pretty sure they would not get rid of them unless they had too many. I would train my dog just to do this and I don’t care it if takes the time I would still do it. Do you wish your dog can do that? If it did what would you do? If my dog did that I would a bunch of pets and be a pet lover. I would have a little dog in my room and if I see feces I would be like pick it up you know how. If my dog would do that randomly that would be pretty awkward .I’d also be pretty happy. I wish dogs could do that it so sad that they can’t. My dad would also like pets in the house if they didn’t shed. If an animal did that then I’m pretty sure they would not get rid of them unless they had too many. I would train my dog just to do this and I don’t care it if takes the time I would still do it. Do you wish your dog can do that? If it did what would you do? If my dog did that I would a bunch of pets and be a pet lover. I would have a little dog in my room and if I see feces I would be like pick it up you know how. If my dog would do that randomly that would be pretty awkward .I’d also be pretty happy. I wish dogs could do that it so sad that they can’t. My dad would also like pets in the house if they didn’t shed. If an animal did that then I’m pretty sure they would not get rid of them unless they had too many. I would train my dog just to do this and I don’t care it if takes the time I would still do it. Do you wish your dog can do that? If it did what would you do? If my dog did that I would a bunch of pets and be a pet lover. I would have a little dog in my room and if I see feces I would be like pick it up you know how. If my dog would do that randomly that would be pretty awkward .I’d also be pretty happy. I wish dogs could do that it so sad that they can’t. My dad would also like pets in the house if they didn’t shed. If an animal did that then I’m pretty sure they would not get rid of them unless they had too many. I would train my dog just to do this and I don’t care it if takes the time I would still do it. Do you wish your dog can do that? If it did what would you do? If my dog did that I would a bunch of pets and be a pet lover. I would have a little dog in my room and if I see feces I would be like pick it up you know how. If my dog would do that randomly that would be pretty awkward .I’d also be pretty happy. I wish dogs could do that it so sad that they can’t. My dad would also like pets in the house if they didn’t shed. If an animal did that then I’m pretty sure they would not get rid of them unless they had too many. I would train my dog just to do this and I don’t care it if takes the time I would still do it.
Jacob H.
3/7/2014 03:31:47 am
Have you ever cleaned up your own poop? Well this is my first time, and I don’t like it that much. My owner made me go to this stupid obedience school! I hate it because when they try to teach us stuff they beat us with whips! But I've been getting the hang of it. Now I’m back with my owner and I can clean my own poop!
Lukas Bergman
3/7/2014 03:37:08 am
My dog is using the bathroom and raking it up throwing it in the trash then playing xbox live on gta5 as trevor playing missions
Haley W.
3/7/2014 03:37:56 am
One day I was sitting on my porch, when I saw my neighbor playing with her dog. I thought, my birthday is coming up next weekend. I really wanted a puppy. When my mom and dad got home I asked about it. Mom said “Haley, puppies are only good for tarring up stuff.” “Fine, I’ll get a big dog.” I replied. “Okay, when it learns how to clean its poop up on the sidewalks, then we can get a dog.” Dad joked.
Well I took it seriously. The next day I went to the pet store. I told them I wanted the smartest dogs of them all. They gave me a very excellent dog. His name even sounded smart, his name was Alexander. My parents didn’t know I got him yet, and they won’t know till he goes through training.
After two weeks went by, I got him out of training class and brought him home. The one thing they told me before I left was he learned how to clean his poop off the side walk. My parents had to definitely let me keep him now. When they got home I introduced them to him. They got very upset, but then after I told them dad said if the dog could clean up its poop I can get one. Also that it was his fault for telling me that.
They wanted me to prove it, and of course I did. He did magnificent! They told me I could keep him. I was very excited. If only I could teach him how to do my homework.
chrissymiller
3/7/2014 03:38:18 am
Have you ever had a dog that could do that before? I wish I had a dog like that, but I don’t have a dog like that. Did you know that some people’s dogs can do that? If my dog tried that he probably flips on his back. My cousin’s dog would do that. When he got back in the school his trainer probably rewarded him. His trainer is probably so proud of him right now, so he won an award.
jarod smith
3/7/2014 03:38:59 am
Have you ever had the craziest janitor in the world? Well not as crazy as my school. Here is the story. One day my friends and I were walking down the hallway, when we ran into our janitor Bob. He was packing his cleaning supplies, because he he had been replaced. After school I went home and had a really wierd dream that our new
makenzee shirk
3/7/2014 03:39:18 am
I looked at the newspaper to see if my missing dog was on there. When i had seen that they, the ADB(ANIMAL DUTY BISUNESS) had taken my dog. I was so mad. They had my dog picking up its own poop. Ridiculous much. Have those lousy prisineers do that. My dog is my dog and don't even think about taking it again. That is real
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