As you can see that my dog is cleaning up something that he did. Okay now this is how everything started. One morning day I was still in bed because I worked in till 3:00 that morning my dog throw his toy at me, and then he walked to the door I didn’t wake up my dog jumped throw the window and went outside I didn’t wake up in till one of my boss called me and told me that my dog is out on the street and his doing something funny. I walked down stairs and went outside I didn’t see him so I called back and he said your dog is at the park cleaning up I didn’t get it in till I got there. It was so funny my mom had to come see it and she never comes to see my dog do something. And I told the tanner he is doing a good job with the dog.
Madison H.
3/6/2014 10:29:16 pm
“I’ve tried and tried to teach him simple commands, but he will not listen. I’ve tried tempting him with treats, but nothing will work.” I told the trainer. “We can fix that.” The trainer guaranteed. “Have fun with that.” I said as I left.
What I saw when I returned six hours later, shocked me. My dog was being obedient very obedient. He was cleaning up his own poop. “I was just expecting him to be able to sit, stay, and lay down!” I told the trainer. “Your dog is very obedient. I know this is a strange question, but what kind of treats were you giving him?” “Um, I’m not sure, why exactly are you asking?” “The only reason he didn’t listen is because he is very picky. He only likes bacon treats. He would do anything we told him if you gave him a bacon treat.” “Really!” I said amazed. When I got home, I tried it out for myself, and it turns out that he isn’t disobedient, but really picky.,
Lauren Jenkins
3/6/2014 10:29:39 pm
Have you ever been to obedience school? Well, let me tell you now they rob you of being a dog. But before I go any further let me introduce myself, I am Lauren and I am a pit bull. Yes, that is me in the picture but before you say anything let me give you the whole story. So, I am lying on the couch chewing on a shoe and then my owner walks in and says, “Lauren! You are such a bad dog you are going to obedient school!” and I’m like what did I do? I mean maybe I’ve chewed a couple of things am on the couch and not supposed to be. So the next thing I know their forcing me into the car. When we arrived I saw dogs everywhere being OBEDIENT so I did what dogs do I marked my territory right there on the sidewalk. The trainer ran over and sprayed me with a bottle and said,” Bad Dog!” Who was he to spray me with a bottle! Then, they were thrusting me into the circle and is making me sit then they came at me with this thing that looked like a gun and I was like, “Dude I didn’t think I was that bad….. Then for some reason I can’t remember what happened in that training session but before I knew it I had a pooper scooper and a pan in my paws cleaning it up. So just know if you do anything bad you might end up cleaning your own business. So now you know the whole story behind obedience schools, they put you in a trance to make you behave. Now, you may be wondering how I got out of the trance. It happened when I was lying in the floor chewing on a toy and I realized that maybe the couch would be comfier so I hopped on it and it happened again, “Lauren! You are such a bad dog!” that’s how I woke up from the trance. So if you are in the trance just remember, there’s always that shoe you need to chew on.
Allie White
3/6/2014 10:29:46 pm
Hello there, my names Elisabeth and I’m going to tell the two weeks at Obedience School. O, yea I forgot to say I’m Elisabeth the DOG!!!!
One day I was running around my back yard and my owner came and got me and we left. They never told me where we were going. We just got in the car and left. But we stopped to get all my doggy friends Lauren, Madison, Emily, Haley, Jordyn, Lyken, Maddy, Maya, and Cora. Nobody knew where we were going but all are owners did.
When we got to the Obedience School we all jumped out and went crazy wild we were jumping on people and barking all over the place. But are owners just left they were there one min and gone the next! Someone came out and leached us and took us in a really big building with thousands of dogs. And we went to our people and started to train.
It was like we were training for a 28 mile dog race and we had to win. The next day we got out of our dog houses and went right back to training. That’s what we did for four day and on the fifth we had to pass a test we would go right back into training until we passed the special test. We all passed the test .And I won the Obedience School winner!!!!
Madison Kesley
3/6/2014 10:29:52 pm
Obedience Is Us is awful. They try and make you be “A good little Spotty”. That’s me. I’m Spotty. I don’t even have any spots! I don’t know why I have to go to obedience school. I am, basically, an angel. I have been the best little dog in history. I have chewed on slippers, couch cushions, pillows, and even the baby’s blankie! I have knocked over flower pots, pictures, glass cups, and so much more. Who would want to change a dog like me?
We were now in the obedience school. I stopped eating my meal and turned around. My mouth fell open. They left me! I was being a good little dog, eating this dude’s hamburger from his hands! You should have seen the old man’s face! Then, I turned around and the obedience trainer was the only person standing there. I can’t believe them.
I am a prisoner. They have me chained to this blue material. They are tugging me every which way trying to force me to eat this juicy, steak. It said, “Pet steaks, give your pets this and they will do anything you want!” on the package the obedience trainer was carrying off. I, however, obediently ate it. It was the trainer’s orders.
The rest of the day I was doing tricks, eating those yummy steaks, and then resting. Ahhhh, those were the best days of my life. [AHEM] I mean it was awful, absolutely awful. This went on for weeks.
At the very end of this, I learned how to scoop up my friends doo doo. I was a wonderful dog.
angel
3/6/2014 10:30:03 pm
I was talking in my class and I see a dog scooping poop it up it was fun and I got to teaching and the next thing the dog walking in it was fun. Hi name is Bob and do you won’t to go outside the dog said yes they said but what it is time to go lunch . Hey Bob hey kid.
Lauren Correll
3/6/2014 10:30:13 pm
I find myself a good janiator, but I really just don't know about this job. People make fun of me. I hear some people say that I am a dog so I shouldn't work here. Some people are my friends and think that it is great that me, the dog, works.
Most dogs do not work. If I am the only dog who works I should get some credit or something. I like awards and shiney things so even a clean shiney fork would be a very amazing gift. If I did get an award it should at least have my name on it. They should even have me a party. They should anounce my name, Bob Fluffpants, then I would walk over there and get my shiney award.
One day I finally had to leave my home. I went to live with other dogs who work just like me. We all look very much alike. If you took a picture of us it would look just like a bunch of people just copied one do and paste him almost 100,000 times. This is truly my dream house. I am really happy that they made me leave my house so I could live with my 1,000,000,000 twin dogs who work just like me.
Hunter Wilcox
3/6/2014 10:30:25 pm
Have you ever had somebody in your life try to boss you around and make you pick up after yourself. Well I have, and it is not fun, these people expect me to clean up my own waste, if you know what I mean, they also make me pick my toys up after I’m through with them and everything else an owner would make you do. I’d just lie down and not listen to them, but after a while they got a little tired of it so that’s why they sent me to obedience school.
It actually wasn’t bad there when I think about it, I mean heck they treated me better than my old owners did there! I am Hunter, and I am an obedience school winner. Now I’m picking up my waste left and right wherever I go. My owners are always laughing and playing with me now that I actually pay attention and listen for once. You know what I’m actually glad that my owners sent me to that obedience school, because before I wanted to run away the first chance I got because they were on my back all the time, but now they’re really nice to me. They even take me on walks with them now that I obey.
Then I got really sick one day and threw up all over the couch. Now when I say all over I mean all over. There wasn’t a clear spot on that couch when I finally stopped vomiting. They yelled at me, so I took the cushions off and threw them in the washer after I washed and rinsed them off.
Giovanni.H
3/6/2014 10:30:52 pm
As you can see I can train any dog to do anything. This dog is only 10 months old it already learned how to clean up after itself. I can even train a cat, a snake, an elephant, and even a human baby. And for example I trained this dog to do anything. It is now a master of cleaning after itself and it is also a black belt in Dog-Fu which is Kung-Fu for dogs. It can also talk in many animal languages especially gofer. It’s a really hard animal language to learn. I can even train an 11 year old to clean his room, do laundry, and even clean the yard. So please call 1-800-thisisfake and call now. [please note this is fake so don’t call please]
Logan D
3/6/2014 10:31:58 pm
That dog is so smart the dog is helping us by getting his mess up from the street. What a good dog that is the bad thing is some good things to tech a dog know when he or she mess the dog will pick it up and no one can tell the dog not to and what kind of dog it that an pit bull will did you think that that would happen.
The dog is at an obedience school winner that dog will win not said me I think my dog will win no said someone okay the dog is very smart then the dog had likes on the news they said what is that dog doing he is picking up his mess what an smart dog said the news man.
( THIS IS NOT REAL)